omg doesnt even mean oh my god anymore it just means omg
kinda want to eat healthy and exercise
kinda want to consume my body weight in ice cream
who needs april fools my entire life is a joke
literally like. i’m not ~~~attracted to~~~ my friends but. they’re all attractive. like, wow. fuck. i am surrounded by hot people. i hope other people see how hot my friends are. i hope they see us in a group and are like “holy shit. so many hot people. hot as stars. that’s less of a clique and more of a constellation”
homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes
My roommates and I carved pumpkins.
I made this one.
Here it is with a candle.
mom: u have to go to church
srry mom i cant go i only follow for follow